Our mentor, inspiration and benchmark for the transmission, there is no more. Mike Bongiorno, the King of Italian TV, leave us suddenly. We were all anxiously waiting for his debut on Sky, unfortunately it went. We joke that we took to make his name the title of our transmission, we will continue to pursue our project with the same spirit as before, in the belief that Mike would be good fun to listen to. Or if not fun, at least would not have done shit. Maybe. Hello Mike.
darkest darkness, including moisture and stench of excrement, mysterious and disturbing events take place ... This is not a colonoscopy or even a stay of a few dirty, this is a shocking journey into the most shameful secrets of humanity, or at least a part of it. But let's start with the facts. In North Carolina, some time ago, a serial killer has laid silent for no reason a sophisticated robot with a camera in the toilet. So far nothing strange. The discovery of the robot by some fishermen of the sewer rats, Jameson's Jim James, who loves small videotapes, found in a small door of a tape robot and he's possessed. The content of the movie is shocking in the crevices of the decaying sewers can see the slimy cocoons buttons that depict the passage of the stinking camera! The movie was put on Youtube and immediately has broken the race to determine what could be these mysterious cocoons. Experts from around the world have their say, the speaker of aquatic worms, some of alieni.Tuttavia imaginatively, even though their assumptions may seem plausible, not the truth. We, only we at Hi Mike, we are aware of the explanation of this mystery. And now, contemptuous of the danger that we run, we will reveal the most shameful secret (part) of humanity: they are her eggs! Like whom? Silvio! Yes! After meeting Obama made a quick escape into the sewers of the movie to lay her eggs so that when the death carpirà , its clones will be ready to perpetuate the power for ever! And so on until the end of time. Dear friends, if you thought you'd never dead Berlusconi, now you'll have plenty of time to prepare to face with serenity the harsh reality of the facts, as well as your old age. Hello Mike.
We try to do some 'cleaning of the last eight events that have affected our premier. then to proceed in order: it all begins with the desire to nominate the premier showgirl, showgirls, starlets in lists for the European. In this regard had been made of the meetings and SB had made promises of a political career more than girls. Click Future (Gianfranco Fini) complains: the hypothesis is abandoned. Shortly thereafter, the case broke Noemi, a young Neapolitan girl whose birthday party was attended by the premier. From the accounts it is known that the girl could have political or entertainment based on decisions of Popes (so called prime minister). Meanwhile, Veronica Lario said her husband is sick and needs help having regard to his frequent with minors. The first birthday which was that of a young girl of 18 years and previously had been no meetings between her and the prime minister. So far the premier wobbles a bit but his laughter is not affected, the theory of a plot of the left or Murdoch (depending on the situation), although it seems fanciful to keep. But in recent days thanks to some wiretaps entrepreneur Bari Tarantini, under investigation for irregularities in health were no new issues to do with our premier and his female acquaintances. Before you talk a little bit is good to see how to legislate in the interest of telephone tapping is far that disinterested. If the law was already passed, it would not be possible to know anything about this increasingly murky affair. But back to our Bari contractor who apparently had a role to raise girls pay for the festivities of the premier, some of them spent the night with Viagra Berlusconi. This comes from the story of D'Addario, escort professional candidate for the municipal lists (PDL want to see what could be one of the eligible candidates for the EU) which he recorded his meetings with the premier. new look with the impression that they are facing only the tip of the iceberg and that the 10 questions to Prime Minister on the case made by Republic Noemi remain unanswered are only some of the doubts that the conduct of our Prime Minister has raised. Hello Mike.
It would seem that in the end the Sultan Papi, despite forecasts of collapse under its predictable polls, has not met with unanimous acclaim so long desired. Will the economic crisis, the sentence that will be disgraced in the world, will be the ex minorennene Naples, will be the flag-raising ceremony of Topolone and topless girls ... the fact is that 40% of the basic result berluscones, has not arrived. Sure, the Italians did not properly punished the wickedness of the head as an attempt would be a people worthy of the name, and perhaps it is also true that turnout has helped, but some damage to the perfect image of God has been done. After every last remaining crumbs of credibility beyond the borders of Italy, are now the world's only Putin and Gaddafi. Not bad, until the omnipotence protected him in the country. But now the cards are changing and the ailing Bossi, together with Gianfranco colonels, will begin to demand more than that and will certainly be felt. Stay tuned for future episodes of "In 73 years it's time to go home." Hello Mike.
Two words must be said Matrix bet on broadcast last weekend. For those who had not seen the goal was clear right from the start of the transmission: rehabilitate the figure of the vellum. If Bruno Vespa, calling Berlusconi a Porta a Porta had opened the case after the rescue of Veronica Knight, Matrix was the icing on the cake. The highest peak of the transmission was to see reporters interviewing the girls enrolled at the University of Wisdom in order to demonstrate that some of them did not know basic things considered, and the return to the studio Corvaglia act May 5 Manzoni: nevertheless significant as it should have learned in a few days. As always, when there halves the premier, is a non-adversarial, in this study were, in fact, two other tissues in addition to the above Corvi, Carlo Rossella known journalist employed by a conductor Berlusconi and condescending. E 'failure is also an interview in which the tissues or the starlet usually try to answer the same questions asked to the students of wisdom that somehow he could offset the transmission. front of the transmission we have taken various mixed alcoholic drinks in the same manner in which the transmission has crushed the students with the rising stars of television, this has allowed us to support the vision. So much so that we had forgotten the transmission until now looking at a window of a shoe shop in Corso Trieste in Italy we have seen the shoe brand "Vellum Naughty" and the nightmare started again. Now we run to the supermarket to stock up on alcohol. Hello Mike.
And then the actor comes on stage! What better stage to an area devastated by the earthquake? None. And in fact the Premier, in fact, the prime minister, wasted no time and in a few weeks is using every opportunity possible scenario Abruzzo struggevoli spot as the location of its pre-election. I kiss the old despair, the tears, the fireman's hat is pulling out all the ..! But woe to look for a double struggevoli end in his actions! He does so because it is good. Woe to try to understand the reasons for the collapse and the failure to comply with earthquake standards! Now is the time of mourning and of contracts for reconstruction. In addition, the European elections are coming and surprisingly the polls in recent weeks give it a strong recovery. Something that has to do with its ubiquitous media and journalism totally at the service of power? Thank goodness for Silvio. Hello Mike.
Hear, hear, some argue that the greenhouse effect does not exist . You think, will certainly be in support of the scientists, but you are wrong this innovative point of view of science is the subject of a motion tabled in the Senate signed by some members of the PDL . To understand a little 'more, it is best to bring to the names of some supporters of the document (two in all): Marcello Dell'Utri , unaccustomed to speak the truth even against its own interests, and Domenico Nania , the bearded white-haired defender of the reform of the television system, as fellow party was thrown into relief by Maurizio Gasparri, exceptional in being able to write a bill without writing it and thus understand it. To return to the amendment, it is natural as its aim is to to distance itself from the Kyoto agreement regulating carbon dioxide emissions. To achieve this goal, the champions of the PDL to argue that climate change is much less significant to what the experts say and differently from the opinion of them, may even have positive effects . Unfortunately, these positive effects are not specified in the text. To fill the gap, we have deep thinking to figure out what could be. Thinking and thinking, until the total overhead of our neurons (the plural is necessary because two of us), we found a positive effect: Heated overall. The rise in temperature will make the climate more pleasant and in that of Trieste, you can go to Barcola in January! It's a little 'just a little positive effect and that is why we ask you to suggest other possible changes for the better: we would like to help members of the PDL to specify the positive effects of global warming. Hello Mike.
The amazing views of the government always continues to amaze us! After a massive campaign based on security that the previous government would not have guaranteed, and the promise of resolving this emergency once and for all, finally arrives the solution: the patrols! The police no longer have the money for petrol and pundits who administer our poor nation in disarray think they make up for this deficiency legalizing herds of crazed neo / para / bundles / nazi / racist for control of territory. But great idea! Squadrons of random people, completely unprepared and without any control, they will go for a stroll on the streets of our cities to look for "suspicious" to be reported to the police, even after they are formally a bit '. It is assumed that be enough to suspect a person of color sitting on a bench, to get their dicks. The situations that might come to create and are totally unpredictable scenarios bode .. The police did not just cheering at home without Benz, and The Dream Team. Now I feel safe! Hello Mike.
This would be a good song for the festival of Sanremo, but just ended, apparently, a few came to mind the situation that in the process where Mills was accused of corruption was sentenced to more than 4 years. But what most interests us is to remember the name of the briber who had paid a cash payment so that the process in the British lawyer declared false. The name of the briber matches that of our premier and unfortunately is not a case of homonymy. will be an uproar broke out, you say, however, nothing silence. The newspapers and the Italian media, or have not spoken in a very superficial. The uproar erupted abroad and here we were all the front pages for Berlusconi resigned Weltron and took care of grooming Ancelotti for the defeat against Inter in the derby and the draw with Werder Bremen in UEFA. Hello Mike.
Berlusconi Welcome! After the debacle in Sardinia, Veltroni resigns, irrevocable. Conferenzastampando is now, with his usual tone, with his usual face dog constantly beaten, by the enemies and the "friends" (but D'Alema is really your friend? "What is man? What does" D'Alema? Whiskers or skipper?) . What will happen now no one knows, the only thing certain is that Silvio is still strong, pervasive. Not that much remains to be destroyed, but there is still a little bit to be ground to complete his plan South American (or Putin): block wiretapping and finish to pieces justice. scratch away, then as a single thought will have to climb the hill, then to the sultan until the end of time. And the Italians we really so balls to stand and watch rot Italy live without doing anything? With a new crisis and rampant fascism on the outskirts (oops, has already entered ..) serves a social conscience and social seems dormant for many years and perhaps there never was. Maybe Obama could be importing at least groped to awaken, but would be immediately arrested and sent home as a criminal illegal immigrant. Hello Mike.
The Minister Brunetta was successful in ensuring that for each day of illness of civil servants was reduced salary . In Specifically, the law states that for every sick day salary will be reduced by € 8 for an usher at the lowest, ten to 20 for an official, from 64 to 77 for a manager. A drain that should deter the truancy. Without going into details of the initiative that does not convince us for one simple reason: if someone is absent from work because of illness should be penalized? should not discriminate who is not well. But is there anyone among the civil servants who will not be affected by this measure, it is those 70 directors who sit in the control room of the region led by Giancarlo Galan who are self-exempt: for them there are no sanctions nor deterrent. Their contract guarantees wages by € 100 thousand on the year and does not follow the rules of public administration. A decision that angered the unions. And that has led to write to Renato Brunetta Galan: "The law applies to all" , Brunetta also say it goes to someone else who leads his party. Hello Mike.
We know they know, they know ... but nobody does a fuck! Reduced to rally in a square, because of the ban before the show places of worship, the faithful defenders of the law have once again tried to stir public opinion the seriousness of the anti-democratic tendencies of our country. The Parliament is a circle of close friends that if the sound and the singing, Justice is close to total submission to the executive and the Media talk about insults (?) To the President of the Republic, without even mentioning the content and ideas expressed during the event. To understand something you must follow these three steps: 1 - burn newspapers sold with the illusory hope of being informed, 2 - run television from the terrace, 3 - go on the internet to see videos of ' event listed on the site Grillo. Opinions can be made following the understanding of the facts as such. The views are formed on other opinions are questionable, arguably, bitch. Hello Mike.
In the title we have not forgotten any F, the truth is that according to what emerges from a file found in a restaurant in Trastevere, our prime minister has many ideas for the summer Bureau the G8 summit. The news was reported in the German newspaper "Sueddeutsche Zeitung", which received the document, probably from some forgotten person entourage of Berlusconi, a young journalist. The document contains a long statement of our Prime Minister that after some serious surrenders to his true personality, arguing that the G8 will be a great opportunity to crowd the TG . Hence the need to organize events such as thickness of the election of Miss G-8 (live TV on Mediaset). We would like the opportunity to dress up as women heads of state as "laughter is the best medicine." Then ensure that those behind disguises the viewer ask, "When it comes Silvio?" Satisfy the primary concern of our prime minister.
Our mentor, inspiration and benchmark for the transmission, there is no more. Mike Bongiorno, the King of Italian TV, leave us suddenly. We were all anxiously waiting for his debut on Sky, unfortunately it went. We joke that we took to make his name the title of our transmission, we will continue to pursue our project with the same spirit as before, in the belief that Mike would be good fun to listen to. Or if not fun, at least would not have done shit. Maybe. Hello Mike. 
darkest darkness, including moisture and stench of excrement, mysterious and disturbing events take place ... This is not a colonoscopy or even a stay of a few dirty, this is a shocking journey into the most shameful secrets of humanity, or at least a part of it. But let's start with the facts. 
We try to do some 'cleaning of the last eight events that have affected our premier. 
It would seem that in the end the Sultan Papi, despite forecasts of collapse under its predictable polls, has not met with unanimous acclaim so long desired. Will the economic crisis, the sentence that will be disgraced in the world, will be the ex minorennene Naples, will be the flag-raising ceremony of Topolone and topless girls ... the fact is that 40% of the basic result berluscones, has not arrived. Sure, the Italians did not properly punished the wickedness of the head as an attempt would be a people worthy of the name, and perhaps it is also true that turnout has helped, but some damage to the perfect image of God has been done. After every last remaining crumbs of credibility beyond the borders of Italy, are now the world's only Putin and Gaddafi. Not bad, until the omnipotence protected him in the country. But now the cards are changing and the ailing Bossi, together with Gianfranco colonels, will begin to demand more than that and will certainly be felt. Stay tuned for future episodes of "In 73 years it's time to go home." Hello Mike. 
Two words must be said Matrix bet on broadcast last weekend. For those who had not seen the goal was clear right from the start of the transmission: rehabilitate the figure of the vellum. If 
And then the actor comes on stage! What better stage to an area devastated by the earthquake? None. And in fact the Premier, in fact, the prime minister, wasted no time and in a few weeks is using every opportunity possible scenario Abruzzo struggevoli spot as the location of its pre-election. I kiss the old despair, the tears, the fireman's hat is pulling out all the ..! But woe to look for a double struggevoli end in his actions! He does so because it is good. Woe to try to understand the reasons for the collapse and the failure to comply with earthquake standards! Now is the time of mourning and of contracts for reconstruction. In addition, the European elections are coming and surprisingly the polls in recent weeks give it a strong recovery. Something that has to do with its ubiquitous media and journalism totally at the service of power? Thank goodness for Silvio. Hello Mike. 
Hear, hear, some argue that the greenhouse effect does not exist . You think, will certainly be in support of the scientists, but you are wrong this innovative point of view of science is the subject of a motion tabled in the Senate signed by some members of the PDL . 
The amazing views of the government always continues to amaze us! After a massive campaign based on security that the previous government would not have guaranteed, and the promise of resolving this emergency once and for all, finally arrives the solution: the patrols! The police no longer have the money for petrol and pundits who administer our poor nation in disarray think they make up for this deficiency legalizing herds of crazed neo / para / bundles / nazi / racist for control of territory. But great idea! Squadrons of random people, completely unprepared and without any control, they will go for a stroll on the streets of our cities to look for "suspicious" to be reported to the police, even after they are formally a bit '. It is assumed that be enough to suspect a person of color sitting on a bench, to get their dicks. The situations that might come to create and are totally unpredictable scenarios bode .. The police did not just cheering at home without Benz, and The Dream Team. Now I feel safe! Hello Mike. 
This would be a good song for the festival of Sanremo, but just ended, apparently, a few came to mind the situation that in the process where Mills was accused of corruption was sentenced to more than 4 years. 
Berlusconi Welcome! After the debacle in Sardinia, Veltroni resigns, irrevocable. Conferenzastampando is now, with his usual tone, with his usual face dog constantly beaten, by the enemies and the "friends" (but D'Alema is really your friend? "What is man? What does" D'Alema? Whiskers or skipper?) . What will happen now no one knows, the only thing certain is that Silvio is still strong, pervasive. Not that much remains to be destroyed, but there is still a little bit to be ground to complete his plan South American (or Putin): block wiretapping and finish to pieces justice. scratch away, then as a single thought will have to climb the hill, then to the sultan until the end of time. And the Italians we really so balls to stand and watch rot Italy live without doing anything? With a new crisis and rampant fascism on the outskirts (oops, has already entered ..) serves a social conscience and social seems dormant for many years and perhaps there never was. Maybe Obama could be importing at least groped to awaken, but would be immediately arrested and sent home as a criminal illegal immigrant. Hello Mike. 
The Minister Brunetta was successful in ensuring that for each day of illness of civil servants was reduced salary . In Specifically, the law states that for every sick day salary will be reduced by € 8 for an usher at the lowest, ten to 20 for an official, from 64 to 77 for a manager. A drain that should deter the truancy. 
We know they know, they know ... but nobody does a fuck! Reduced to rally in a square, because of the ban before the show places of worship, the faithful defenders of the law have once again tried to stir public opinion the seriousness of the anti-democratic tendencies of our country. The Parliament is a circle of close friends that if the sound and the singing, Justice is close to total submission to the executive and the Media talk about insults (?) To the President of the Republic, without even mentioning the content and ideas expressed during the event. To understand something you must follow these three steps: 1 - burn newspapers sold with the illusory hope of being informed, 2 - run television from the terrace, 3 - go on the internet to see videos of ' event listed on the site Grillo. Opinions can be made following the understanding of the facts as such. The views are formed on other opinions are questionable, arguably, bitch. Hello Mike. 
In the title we have not forgotten any F, the truth is that according to what emerges from a file found in a restaurant in Trastevere, our prime minister has many ideas for the summer Bureau the G8 summit. 
